Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent

With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent!

This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the F**k to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as:

• Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky
• Changing diapers around the clock
• Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom)
• Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible
• And much more!

Congratulations, You’re Becoming a Parent is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family